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03 January 2011 @ 10:28 pm


May we have your attention for the safety announcement.
The life jacket is under your seat.You may wear it whenever things get messy around here, or if someone tries to start drama.
(Place the life jacket over your head.
Fasten the buckle around your waist and tighten the strap.
To inflate, pull the red tabs firmly downwards.
The life jacket can also be inflated manually. If it does not inflate, it's because it doesn't work. Tough luck.)

Please note that the emergency exits are clearly marked with red exit signs at the top of this page. Don't like it here? feel free to leave.
The safety information card in the profile contains additional information. If you need any assistance please contact our cabin crew. Thank you for your attention.

And here's a FREE IN-N-OUT burger for you! ONLY ONE, BECAUSE WE'RE RUNNING LOW ON CASH. DON'T BE GREEDY.


Enjoy!
 
P.S: Only members of the Mile High club are allowed to join. Just kidding. But you DO have to be a member to see the entries. 
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